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Red-Con One

1) In the US military, the term Red-Con is short for Readiness Condition and is used to refer to a unit's readiness to respond to and engage in combat operations.

2) When a women suffer PMS it is said that she is in a state of RED-CON One because of her possible mood swings and readiness to fight over any subject.
We're going for the dinner but I have a Red-Con one bud. Meaning: My wife is really bitchy today and she has PMS so don't make inapropiate comments (bring bullet proof vest might be apropiate)
by jorge5887 March 1, 2009
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Hell-Con

A fictitious Anime Convention conceived by the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom on LiveJournal.
Are you going to Hell-Con?
by JainLikeRain December 8, 2004
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Long Con

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.
Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”
by Licklicklickmyasss May 5, 2020
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comic-con

a place where comic book fans have fun dress up get some pretty kewl freebies for like 4 days and if you mock comic-con your an idiot who's probably never even been to comic-con
i went to comic-con 2006 dress up as sakura from naruto and got a bunch of free shit and people took my picture
by buttongirl August 13, 2006
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Scat con

A convention where bus drivers go to talk about the buses they drive. Whilst there cider and tea are provided to the bus drivers. No shit eating involved.
Yo Jack! are you going to Scat con this week?
by Fr0sti November 15, 2019
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SOC con

SOC stands for the society of Christ convention. It is an annual event that is hosted in multiple locations around the US. The head representative of SOC is Candice Dickinson. Make sure to ask what SOC con is in every COD lobby you enter.
"Have you heard of SOC con?" "Are you going to SOC con this year?"
by Alpha Kenny Body Jr. June 24, 2021
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Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
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