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Chayton

A nigga that lives in Australia and cums in his jocks.
Chayton don't cum in your jocks.
by Chaytonator August 6, 2019
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Eric Clapton

Guitar player who has gone from being called "God" by playing a bastardized form of the blues in garage bands (Yardbirds) and psychedelic hippie bands (Cream, Blues Breakers, Blind Faith, Derek and the Domino's), to a solo artist using the same ploy of playing the white man blues. Since his hey day in the mid 70s, he's cautiously made albums that cater to his fans, never venturing too far from his middle of the road style blues and mid tempo rock he started playing in the 70s. His fan base is primarily white guys who claim to like the blues, but only if played by 'guitar heroes' and would never venture to the south side of Chicago, or stray from Beale St in Memphis. They like their blues done beer commercial style.

Its questionable if any of his material from the last 25 years has any relevance musically, with the exception of "Tears In Heaven", a quiet, heartfelt song about the death of his toddler son. So called "die hard Clapton fans" hate this song of course, becuase it introduced Clapton to a middle of the road audience and was a big hit, oh, and because "it didn't rock, dude".
Frat boy in 1978, "Eric Clapton is the best blues player there is, man."
by Oh Welles September 7, 2006
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claytonism

you suffer from claytonism, you sick bastard!
by t-bear October 7, 2003
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claytiny

Best Urgot in NA and 2nd best top laner under TSM_BrokenBlade. Claytiny gives up in summoners rift after seeing a feeding bot lane and hates it when the jungler ganks him. He wishes everyone can follow the "summoners code" but sadly most people will not.
Yo is that Claytiny?
by TSMFanboy November 2, 2020
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Cayton

the act of eating a ton of cake during sex. So your partner doesn't gain weight from the experience many people yell "MEGA PUNCH!" right before climaxing and punch their partner in the gut, making them vomit profusely.
"yo man i think im gonna cayton my girlfriend tonight."

"you're a sick fuck, you know that?"

"haha ya"
by bboy vibes March 8, 2010
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Claytor

A spit in the mouth then a kick in the shins, then a runaway
"shiiit! that bitch just got a claytor!"
by dddom January 14, 2008
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Claytin

Has a massive dick. Doesn’t do his homework very often. He hates school and everything about it. Has great taste in girls.He is usually skinny in middle school but gets really big one high school comes around. Super athletic and smart but doesn’t like being called on in class. Never does good on test even though he mows everything about the test. He is amazing at sex. And if you are dating him never let go he is the best person you will ever meet.
Wow Claytin has the biggest dick I’ve ever seen.
Damn I wish my dick was as big as Claytin’s I would fuck everyone.
by Grhdhdhsve January 17, 2019
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