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Christopher Sturniolo 

Christopher Sturniolo is charming, funny, handsome, and just overall a kind soul. He's a very loving and caring person.
person 1: Man, I wish girls would want me.

person 2: no one can get any girls because Christopher Sturniolo exists!

Christopher Columbus Effect 

When someone discovers something great. Then, someone else takes that and calls it his own. Suddenly, everyone knows that person #2 "discovered" it. Really annoying when you're person #1. I'm sure we've all been in this situation before!
Person #1: Hey dude, look at this new strategy i just found! It cuts lots of time off of my score!
Person #2: HEY EVERYONE I JUST FOUND THIS NEW TACTIC I CAN BEAT YOU ALL NOW!
Person #1: Dude, that's the Christopher Columbus Effect. You can't just take me work!

Christopher Walken hair 

Crazy unkempt, unruly hair. What makes his hair so special is that is is just so crazy an he is such a bad ass that he pulls it off.
I just got my haircut, its a little too short so now i have Christopher walken hair. But i just don't pull it off.
Christopher Walken hair by slickass February 10, 2010

Christopher Walking 

A man from Brooklyn with a strong accent, who is walking here. Created by Cory Crater OC don’t steal.
“I’m walking here!” -Christopher Walking

Christopher Cruz

Christopher Cruz is an amazing guy, funny, smart, athletic, GORGEOUS, super talented. You would be lucky to meet him. He's kind of a dick when you meet him and he does the most absurd things but he'll get better in time. It's very easy to fall for this man, but once you do it'll last forever. Christopher will leave a lasting impression on you, and if you're sprecial you'll leave one on him too. Christopher is one of the best people you'll meet, hold onto him closely.
You know that guy, Christoper Cruz?" "Yeah you?" "Yupp, thats one amazing guy" "I know right?

Christopher Cruz is GREAAATTTT :)
Christopher Cruz by noname1617 December 11, 2011

christopher walken

The 44th President of the United States of America.
America needs more cowbell. -- Christopher Walken
christopher walken by Raptor007 October 5, 2006