Chris

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009

chris

a cheating bastard.Who lies and makes up stories to look better

chris cheated on wife

by christinapeniiissssss March 21, 2019

Chris

That one homie looking extra submissive and breedable with his massive man boobs and ingrown cock

I wanna fuck that blob of jelly Chris.

by AsianKKK November 13, 2021

Chris

A red-faced, little lying bastard who loves to treat people like shit, and who also needs to get out of people's lives and find one of his own!!

Dude, that guy is acting like a Chris!

by Melanie Diane Walters July 15, 2008

Chris

Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.

Dude, that guy's name must be Chris.

by Ssgoku_012 January 20, 2009

Chris

known for having a huge mustache on his face.

He should shave his chris.

His Chris is looking bushy.

by C.J. Malczyk March 2, 2010

Chris

a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times....

Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....

has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles

Where's your Chris???

It's 8:05 do you know where your Chris is???

by NikknakkJebAsh February 28, 2010