Cat

Not a dog. See alabama hot pocket.

Jerry: Hey, that creature has 4 legs and a tail! But what is it...
Larry: A cat.
Jerry: What's that?
Larry: Not a dog.

by Blinklad August 20, 2008

Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

Cat

A furry domesticated feline.

That cat is so cute!

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

cat

a fluffy ball of wonder

do you like my cat

by hey girl hey :) November 28, 2018

cat

cat, an animal that stinks

that cat smells terrible what the fuck

by Piet wijn June 8, 2018

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019