craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

craptabulous

1. Staggeringly and fancifully lousy.

I will return my craptabulous new computer.

by Hollow are the Ori May 18, 2006

crapp

an app for an ipod that totally sucks

Dude! Im downloading the ipedometer "is amazing because it has a heart rate monitor!"

Yo thats got crapp written all over it

by yourappsucksandimnotbuyingit June 14, 2010

Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

crappery

a slang word for "crap", as would possibly have been used in the early 15th century.

What crappery is this?

by KCTT November 25, 2013

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010