freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.

Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.

by ThatsGottaHurt August 31, 2016

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

Bumper Jerky

Bumper Jerky is jerky made from the now roadkill that you ran into.

I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!

by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021

Back bumper

Worldwide term for someone’s ass

She’s got a back bumper! Who knew!!

by whiteguy16262626 October 31, 2021

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021

bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021