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boner bump

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.
Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.
by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018
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fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.
"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."
by aftertheprequel March 4, 2010
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Buddy bump

A light friendly shoulder punch one usually does to a buddy after a sarcastic joke or a snide remark.
Chris: yoo dog what is you wearin? Lmao
Rob: my mom bought me this shirt dawg. Shut up. *buddy bump*
by Buday Brandi October 31, 2018
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bump chickens

The act of fornicating with a member of the opposite sex.
Tim: So did you and ben..you know...bump chickens?
Joe: Nah man, I'm not gay..

Liv: Oh my god. I want to bump chickens with him so bad!
by tim&eric123456789 September 21, 2011
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Cheddar bump

1.The act of two men attempting to scissor.

2. When two men's balls collide, creating a bumping effect that infuses both of the mens ball cheese.
3. The act of two men sliding towards each other in the video game destiny. Bumping into one another.
1.Do you want to cheddar bump with me?
2. Doesn't this song on the Devils lair (on destiny) sound like they are saying cheddar bump?
by svmetalman October 10, 2014
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Zipper Bumping

male becomes erect enough that his penis is pressed against the zipper of his pants.
Yo Ming! you see those two asian school girls making out on the bus, got me straight up zipper bumping....ya digggggg?
by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015
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good bumps

Instead of having the goose bump from when somebody is kissin on you, you get the GOOD bumps, when a boy/girl goes down your neck & all that
Laura: I cant wait for tonight!
Joe: Imma give you them good bumps girl!
by lemmegetchonumba December 13, 2009
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