L-Bruced

Being "L-Bruced", "Bruced", or "The Lenny Bruce Effect" is a modern slang coming from the oppression of stand up comics and free speech by US courts in 1964. To be "L-Bruced" can mean:
1. The negative result of a technically accurate story, or series of events, being told without context; resulting in a grievous misunderstanding.
2. When someone tells a story in such a way that the innocent look guilty.
3. If you "go for the joke" and get choked out by a cop from behind.

1. "Please don't set that on fire. . . I can't believe you are gonna let me get L-Bruced on my own Wedding night by that biatch bridesmaid with the fat hair"
2. "Actually officer, in the moonlight, with that hat and gun you do kind of. . .uuuurrrgghg *coff* uuurrggnnnhh".

by J.J.R. January 11, 2015

Bruce Wane

When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.

You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021

Bruce Willis

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.

Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.

by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015

sophia bruce

sexy hot smart funny girl who gets all the guys....

i wanna marry sophia bruce

by saucysantana May 30, 2021

Bruce amen

A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.

Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.

Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.

by Inkd.n.confused January 4, 2023

Bruce Brown

He defended the shit out of Paul George, he is undoubtably Paul George's daddy.

Paul George keeps getting blocked, it must be because of Bruce browns defense.

by Mowaffles February 27, 2021

hungry bruce

When you take PCP and cut off your own dick and chew on it like bubblegum

Batterychef is in his room, doing a Hungry Bruce.

by Bigstinkydouce December 7, 2020