martian breakfast

When a guy pleasures a girl with his tongue after consuming an entire bag of pop rocks.

It felt amazing last night when Brandon gave me a martian breakfast.

by Moe Tongue March 1, 2009

Bull Breakfast

Nothings better than starting you day with a can of red Bull and a side of flapjacks( or any breakfast food works very well as a milk substiute in cereal)

I woke ups this morning so tired so i had a bull breakfast

by Jessyb93 March 17, 2009

McRusky Breakfast

shove a rusk up your girlfiends arse, piss on the rusk and then arse fuck her to make it mushy. Suck the soft rusk out using a McDonalds straw.

I had a McRusky Breakfast this morning. My girlfriend went to work with a limp.

by Hungry Horrace October 31, 2008

December Breakfast

The small shape of chocolate found in some advent calenders during the month of December.

I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.

by Perkstain December 11, 2009

Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

by chucklemunch August 28, 2006