I'm on both

Being drunk and high at the same time.

Let's go to the club, because I'm on both!

by DianeP April 7, 2017

Diggin’ The Both

Enjoying spending time with your friends; enjoying spending time with yourself as well.

Friend: “What’s up guys?”
Me: “Not much man, just Diggin’ The Both!”

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

not rowing with both oars in the water

An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.

by bob_johnson May 8, 2021

Best of both worlds

When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs

Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”

by rosenovarocks July 27, 2021

Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 14, 2021

both ways

To be in love with both penis and a vagina, to be homosexual and straight, to be named Chuck.

Anyone named Chuck goes both ways.
Chuck is 1% straight, 98% homosexual 1% hermaphrodite.
Anyone going both ways will be named Chuck.

by Tacko God October 26, 2009