Anders Borring

Also referred to as Boremaskinen, Hammeren, Johnny Bravo. Anders Borring is a name describing few in Danish society that have Dance moves like a orangutan on Coke, and drinks beer like their lives depend on it

Anders Borring held my beer whilst on the toilet, and when back i came my 0,5 l was gone

by Borr1ng March 27, 2022

boringly

The act of something be done in a boring way.

He died very slowly and boringly

by Eric May 13, 2005

borrifick

boring, yet terrific.

Man, that movie was totally borrifick. She gives a borrifick blowjob.

by Orangel February 25, 2009

borrifying

(bohr-iff-eye'-ing), -adjective; def: when the depth of mind-numbing boredom is so far-reaching, such a vast maw (see: mawesome) that one is literally horrified by the void of stimulus. Often inspires irrational fear that nothing will ever be interesting again.

The braggart droned on about his musical career... The conversation was so long and bad it was borrifying!

by bl4cksh33p February 7, 2010

Borrice

A professional kissing teacher. Someone bought to help increase tongue and lip capabilities.

He could really use a Borrice.

by Kevin Dippnerine November 20, 2010

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

This designates either a subject at school/university, which studies some phenomenon that no one is ever curious about, or a topic of conversation that is absolutely stultifying (boring beyond one's ability to cope).

Formation:
"boring" (Eng. adj.) + "-atics" (Gr. suffix, meaning "the science of")
Etymology:
Created on the spur of the moment by etymology-savvy internauts
Semantically related to:
Umberto Eco's "tetrapiloctomia" - the (intellectual) activity of splitting hairs
Lexically related to:
pragmatics

boringatics (n., adj., interj.)

Anon. student about his professor: He's teaching Boringatics (n.).

Anon. student: I've got to study for my boringatics exam (adj.).

Anon: I am reading Lucretius' poem, De Rerum Natura.
Anon's friend: Boringatics! (interj.)

by elle.ninho March 14, 2011

Borrittry

the act of being a pretentious overbearing smug flaccid oaf

he said that with real Borrittry

by nome de plume August 7, 2012