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Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
by RogueSun July 31, 2008
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im bored

a phrase used:
when theres nothing to talk about and or say
when people want to say something that they have in common with someone else
#1 John: yo man....
Jack: ....sup......(akward silence)
John: ..im bored
by trixareforkids May 5, 2008
mugGet the im boredmug.

fucking bored

when a pair of individuals reach a state of such intense boredom, that they simply decide to fuck for fun.
dude, we were so bored last knight, that we fucked. We were fucking bored.
by boredgoogoo April 4, 2011
mugGet the fucking boredmug.

Bored of the Rings

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.
Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.
by scut monkey August 11, 2009
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Bored Text

A text message sent to your friends that usually is used to stop or prevent total boredom. It usually asks a mindless question like "wassup" or "how's it going." The reciever of this text message usually gets annoyed.
Person 1- hey, grl. wassup?
Person 2- Will you stop sending me bored texts?
by smilingblondie95 June 7, 2010
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you're bored

You are one bored mf. You are probably avoiding sleeping by looking up random stuff on urban dictionary GO TO BED
Person 1: "wyd?"
Person 2: "I'm looking up random stuff on urban dictionary"
Person 1: "you're bored. Go to bed"
by A coool persone March 19, 2023
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Attention bore

Label given to someone that craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it, yet everything they do to get said attention is boring/uninteresting to the point of tears.
Why does Gail always tell that lame story about going camping with her girl scout troop when we hit up a big frat party? Such an Attention Bore, I swear!
by jazequah March 15, 2011
mugGet the Attention boremug.

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