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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz
by Kauranax January 15, 2020
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Blueberry

Used as some sort of code by females to say they’re single and looking for somebody. Mostly used on Snapchat stories.
Usually they just put the word “blueberry” on their Snapchat story
by I’dratherbeanonymous April 15, 2020
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Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.
“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”
by InkedShy September 26, 2020
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Blueberry Cream Delight

A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me
by ohdaddyharder November 5, 2020
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blueberrysungie

“did u see blueberrysungie’s comment?”
by mjmaloo December 20, 2020
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blueberry_playz_roblox

@blueberry_playz_roblox on TikTok is a roblox content creator with 62 followers and 21 likes. He cares for his fans and loves his fans.
TikTok:@blueberry_playz_roblox
Roblox:ItzNotBlueberry
by blueberry_playz_roblox December 27, 2020
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