blondeherring

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER

"Oooh look at the arse on that"
"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"

by hetroman September 20, 2003

Blogno

One that eats bowls of meat, watches bad television obsessively, and never finishes a video-game.

Father: You failed that another test!? You're such a blogno!
Child: Nnnnooo0000OOOO000oo!!

by Osama Binladen December 14, 2003

Blonde

A fair hair color. The color can range from a very pale blonde to a reddish "strawberry" blonde or "sandy" blonde color. Blondes usually have a lighter skin tone than people with darker hair. Some people tend to think that blondes lack intelligence or are less serious-minded. This is just a stereotype, hair color doesn't determine your intelligence. Although some blondes like to act like "dumb blondes" because they think it's cute. Blonde hair is mostly paired with blue eyes, but other eye colors are paired with blonde hair too.

That girl has blonde hair.

by Shameeka July 8, 2012

Blond Ingrate

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

Blon

Whatever you want it to mean. Substitute for others words or generally just throw it around to spice up your sentences.

Hey man, you wanna blon it up tonight? Hell yeah, dude, blon me my keys and lets go.

by BlonBoy420 February 25, 2017

you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say

"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009