bieber

Like a weiner only smaller.

A very small penis.

Named in honour of popular singer Justin Bieber, a small weiner believed by many to have an extremely small penis.

Q: I heard Justin Bieber's weiner is just a bieber. Can that be true?

A: Yes indeed: modern science has shown it to be negligibly small.

by Pipe Downn November 15, 2010

Justin Bieber

A squirrel in a blender.

There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.

by Windows10Hater November 30, 2013

Justin Bieber

The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.

Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!

by spideyrescue July 6, 2012

Justin Bieber

A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".

Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.

by EmoPuppeh June 1, 2011

Bebe Cakes

Bebe Cakes is a company that takes a modern spin on diaper cakes which are stacked useable baby necessities shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room. lovebebecakes.com

Bebe Cakes makes the BEST modern diaper cakes.

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011

bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.

Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."

by userabuser August 15, 2012

bebenschnop

When you leave the oven on for too long and you realize that your whole house is on fire.

Aww bebenschnop mah house bunt down.

by BebenschnopMan July 1, 2018