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fish biscuit

A term for reward that doesn't match up to build-up and or effort required to obtain it.

The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.
That whole season of Dallas was a dream? What a fish biscuit.

I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.
by Psychoag October 6, 2006
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Soggy Biscuits

(n) A game in which men race to ejaculate on a biscuit. The last one to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the "soggy biscuit".
"Dude, I can't believe I lost Soggy Biscuits yesterday. That was totally nasty."
"I know, man. That frat party was out of control."
by Rose Levinestein February 28, 2009
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earth biscuit

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.
Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.
by fratberry June 27, 2007
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chicken and biscuits

a euphemism for an especially satisfying act of sexual intercourse, often with a thick female partner.
I'm glad I finally got some chicken and biscuits.

Man, that girl cooks some good chicken and biscuits.
by A_Steez March 28, 2009
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Noodle Biscuit

A random word you throw into conversations when they are going nowhere or really boring. Like if you notice people are starting to trail off and talk to someone else you throw a noodle biscuit in there and they will wonder what it means and they will focus there attention on you. Try it! it works
I had to "noodle biscuit" my way out of that jam.
by Reilly March 10, 2005
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Cathead biscuits

Good Ol' fashioned southern style buiscuits that are really great with with gravey and either sausage or bacon or served with butter and Jelly. (A) They are usually about 4-8 inches around and if baked properly taste better than Kentucky Fried Chickens' (B) They also go very nicely with homemade Cocoa.
Oh Man, Mommy used to make the best bulldog Gravey and Cathead Biscuits to go with our bacon and eggs, Man I miss those days.
by Kennith Curnutt August 11, 2006
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Sin Biscuits

Sin biscuits are when a cat makes biscuits (kneads) in an attempt to reproduce or rub one out. This is done with either another animal or an inanimate object like a stuffed toy.
Susan: Look how cute my cat is! He's kneading that toy so intensely!

Mark: Hate to break it to you, Susan, but them's sin biscuits.
by Porthole in the Dark July 4, 2020
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