Tom's birthday

Time Of the Month's birthday, a woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Don't piss me off, Tom's birthday is coming up!

by eeks13 December 9, 2010

Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.

guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag

by Manager OD December 11, 2010

birthday

The one day you want to put a gun in your mouth and everyone comes over to celebrate.

When you become old you're family will start talking about your funeral in front of you on this day. God Damnit! It's my birthday!

by someguy563 December 28, 2005

birthday

They're great when you're young ("when I grow up, I'm gunna be...")
But then become a pain in the arse when you're like 48 ("you're nearly fifty! WAHAHAHA!").

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, it's my birthday, it's my birthday!

by Merafel Estomar September 1, 2003

Birthday Bomb

Posting "Happy Birthday" messages, pictures, and videos on a friend's social networking site when it is not his or her birthday. The joke annoys the person who receives the messages and confuses his or her friends. Also, this is an excellent way to separate one's friends from mere acquaintences since true friends will know one's actual birthday.

If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.

Wait. Is it really your birthday? Or, is this a birthday bomb? I thought we just had a party for you like two months ago.

Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.

Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.

by vonchillyfries July 3, 2010

Birthday

A satanic ritual in which people gather round an object (usually called a cake) lit up on fire and then all sing there prayers to please Satan. At the end the leader cuts through the object with a sharp knife and all enjoy a feast.

jack: Did u go to Samantha's birthday.
ross: Yea!!
jack: Cool.

by sup_gurll6969 July 30, 2016

Birthday Shot

A shot that is filled to the brim, poured especially for the birthday girl/boy.

Yo Kellso, come take this birthday shot, you drunk ass birthday bitch!

by Kellcho December 31, 2010