Bill O'reilly syndrome

Often Bill O'reilly syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability and a particular set of facial characteristics. Individuals with Bill O'reilly syndrome tend to have a lower-than-average cognitive ability, often ranging from severe to moderate disabilities. The average IQ of people with Bill O'reilly syndrome is around 50. To date, only one case of Bill O'reilly syndrome is known.

Doctor: "I'm sorry to say your child has been diagnosed with Bill O'reilly syndrome"
Mother: "Should we put him down?"
Doctor: "That would be best"

by jesussavesmoney April 18, 2011

fun balloons

the human mammary glands

boobs, tits, milk makers, you know the fatty sacks your bitch has

by cheyanne burbank February 3, 2005

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

water balloon

You're fucking a girl with a condom, when you blow your wad in it take it off and smack her with it. Thus pissing her off but giving yourself a very good laugh.

Oh my god i got brittany with a water balloon last night.

by Josh Quail December 23, 2007

balloony

balloon + crazy. fun word to say. an object is balloony when it is like a balloon and yet, of a crazy essence. circular.

that bubble was balloony.

by charlotte montgomery February 24, 2010

balloobies

The 3rd size of boobs a woman can have
1.boobs/boobies (a-c)
2.jugs (large c-d)
3.balloobies (dd and beyond)

Balloobies are extremely large breasts, size doube D or larger, they no longer resemble perky breasts, rather balloons, hence the combo word balloobies

Damn, that fat bitch had some balloobies

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

Salmon Balloon

When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.

Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.

by Gbo February 10, 2007