bezoled

The high tired feeling where words become one before crackhead energy hits

Dude I’m so bezoled

by St0n3y P4tch September 18, 2021

Benzo Boy

a split-personality to Walker Fell, also known as Yung Fell; an 'ideophany' taking the form of a 17-year-old boy who murders people and instinctively destroys any form of order he touches.

"This is worse than the time I met Benzo Boy." *Screams of the damned*

by jizzlordthrasymachusthethird September 22, 2021

Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021

bezos02

best meme page admin you ever seen.
my very best bff and my blood related twin.

-knk zaten belliydi yani.

-bezos02 good aim my maaannn.

by drax1l November 21, 2021

Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

by Somebody382 October 28, 2021

benzo benz

Artist from Montreal, Canada also known as celuiquisautetameuf

I heard about Benzo Benz on Spotify

by Celuiquisautetameuf November 22, 2021

Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility

What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).

by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021