turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hours without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

As i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Vall May 14, 2005

Beetlebum

A person whose buttocks are flat and elongated. Usually used to demean women.

"Look at that beetlebum! She needs to lose a few pounds."

by Ryk May 17, 2005

somalian beedle dial

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.

man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok

by hairy beedle October 13, 2009

Beople

crazy justin bieber fans.

singular form--berson

looked at all those waked out beople waiting to see justin biber!!

by hannic schwartuis May 24, 2011

Beetlejuice

He's daddy. He's fucking smexy and sonekendgsjwbsjdbd oml yes! Beetlejuice is my daddy! My master! He can fuck my hole!

Beetlejuice: *breathes*
Me: hUAAAH *orgasm*
Beetlejuice: *lenny face*

by Beetlejuiceisdaddy October 13, 2019

beetlejuice

can also be a term of affection for a loved one

"i love you, beetlejuice"

by Leigh February 20, 2003

Beesley

A awesome guy that will do anything for the girl that he cares about with all his heart. He will often go for a girl called Shannen and will go crazy for her for the rest of his life. Will get drunk at parties and do stupid things like let people put fags out on his chest but the next day he will tur around and be like "Dude that was so worth it" the cringe in the pain. Likes to be the centre of attention and will wear a mankini at at guy called Jack Ashleys party to get it. He wants to go down in history as being a machine and will work to get it.

Example one:
Paul: "Dude wtf is up with your chest?"
Beesley: "Some guy put fags out on me..."
Paul: "worth it?"
Beesey: "HELL YEAH!"

Example two:
Sam: " So whos this girl you keep going on about?"
Beesley: "Shannen and im fucking crazy about her"

by Puppiie May 23, 2010