beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

beanjamin

awesome delish amazing cat, will eat anything

zoe: wow beanjamin is on day zero of eating stuff he's not supposed to

elena: damn
emerson: damn
sofie: damn
ava: damn
juma: damn
juniper: meow

by cookielovermunchmunch January 29, 2024

beanway

A Mexican martial art that utilizes the use of various footwear (manly chanclas, sandals, and slides) to incapacitate any belligerent or out of line beings of the lower classes originating in Southern Mexico. Used against and by the cartel known as Los Mexicans by American Forces.

I'll fuck you up beanway style

by Sensai Beanway November 22, 2023

Beandaber

It’s a person who is very interesting in a good and bad way and it’s the only way to describe them

“Yo that person is so odd they’re such a beandaber”

by Blickydealer67 March 27, 2024

Bernkastel Monday

an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle

Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.

by ZenzenDamedaze May 13, 2024

beakazoid

The funniest person around who wont hesitate to say anything. Probably one of the first people to make me laugh the hardest lol. "A small rat who leaches off of other peoples food" - Benny." “An ugly fat bitch. Whose body is huge af. Don’t let ‘beakazoid’ near the buffet.” - Nate.

Omg Beakazoid, you served cvnt!

by COTDiktr May 26, 2024

beakazoid

One of the funniest people ive ever met as well as they can eat down things other than mcdonalds. "A big little rat who leaches off of other peoples food" - Benny “An ugly fat bitch. Whose body is huge af. Don’t let ‘beakazoid’ near the buffet.”- Nate.

Omg beakazoid, did you serve cvnt today?

by COTDiktr May 26, 2024