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anus beads

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...
by the great extender February 16, 2009
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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
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Beard Line

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.

b. a 5 of clock shadow.
homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"
by hewylouis May 18, 2009
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Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."
by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009
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Beardbanging

Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.

a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)
Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in
by Alsastar May 5, 2011
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beardattach

The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.
"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."

"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"
by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012
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bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014
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