barnsey

Taking a shit with your dick out on the toilet seat.

Fuck man, just walked in on tom doing a barnsey!

by sohfob May 2, 2018

bernsterz

The coolest poppa daddyo out there! He's just the raddest dude around, and a smart plus cool as hell father/person.

Hey do you know my dad tha bernsterz, hes a legit, awesome guy!

by Rhettsterz March 20, 2018

barnsnitch

When somebody eats everything in your house with such must

Wow! , the bruh is being such a barnsnitch by eating all the eggs!

by The bruh 420 May 17, 2018

Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Barnsley Chop

Northern English slang for a large penis.

Nich will sort you out with his Barnsley Chop

by Barnsley Chop Lover June 2, 2018

Barstool grandma

A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids

The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 4, 2018

Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up

You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game

by Yam derf October 12, 2018