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Badger Snare 

To Badger Snare, Verb;

When performing a Goose Neck insert the thumb of the same hand in the closest eye socket of your partner in order to gain full control, thus snaring them.

See also Goose Neck

Can also be used in conjunction with Donkey Punch for ultimate Climax
The missus is in Guy's having reconstructive surgery on her eye, the Badger Snare worked a treat
Badger Snare by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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A cheater or an adulterer.

Derived from Ex Battalion member Jon “King Badger” Gutierrez who balatantly cheated on his wife.
Gossiper 1: I just saw that guy with a different girl yesterday.

Gossiper 2: Wow, what a fucking badger.
Badger by Kinkikids April 25, 2019

Badger day

The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
I can't wait for badger day!
Badger day by Dark Horse 80 February 2, 2020

Pump the Badger 

A way to tell a female to screw off.

A form of female masturbation.
She needs to go pump the badger
Pump the Badger by Felix Panzer December 8, 2020

Badger Bite 

A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite
Badger Bite by SaltyyBoi July 13, 2021

Badger the Simp 

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
Badger the Simp by Anonymous14378325 November 20, 2021

Wisconsin badger

a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"

I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate

just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......

Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"