beastiality

having sex with a Beastie Boy

as opposed to bestiality which would be sex with an animal

by Marion Barry September 15, 2004

Beastification

The act of beasting.

Wow! That catch was pure beastification!

by anthonyhelms15 July 16, 2009

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

Bestie Bait

When your gfs best friend is so damn hot she's a constant test to your relationship!

Man I don't know how much longer my relationship is gonna be able to last if she keeps dangling that bestie bait in front of me

by Heyheyheysmokeweedeveryday June 14, 2016

bestie ernests

hatties bestie, called ernests!

bestie ernests! help me with my homework!
Bestie ernests! heyyyy!

by dumisdum September 22, 2021

beastiekin

noun. origin 1111<MB
1.) a cute beastie
2.) a common misspelling of basilican

"The wild cat was quite the nefarious beastiekin."

"That church looks very beastiekin!"

by nefariousbeastiekin1 November 20, 2009