batman

To fuck a girl and disappear the morning after.

Guy1:Why is chloe so mad at you?
Guy2:i batman'd her last night

by Dariuscraven January 11, 2008

batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

by SpryOne May 19, 2005

Baltimore Nose Ring

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.

After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.

by spoony luv January 14, 2009

The Batman

A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.

Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."

by coolpersonwhoplaysvideogames May 17, 2021

Batman

Awesome super hero

nananananananana Batman Batman

by Emmet October 18, 2006

Batman'd

To suddenly disappear/appear while you're around some people with you. Or walk off unnoticed by anyone around you.

Johnson: I was sitting with Mary the other night in the station, I looked a second later at her seat and she wasn't there.

Mark: Dude, you just got batman'd!

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Angelina: Whoa, man, how did you just appear out of nowhere.

Gay: Hey, I just batman'd you.

by yamammaisinthere May 11, 2011

jason bateman

An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".

Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!

by rebel steele June 22, 2015