piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.

Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics

by McDiamond August 23, 2017

Bark At the Moon

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell, unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong, so wrong
Oh, yeah baby
Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon

by Death Menace March 12, 2023

Big Girl Bark

Vocal exclamations during orgasm.

Reference to the children's cartoon Bluey. In Bluey, all characters are talking, anthropomorphic dogs. What would be characterised as "dog like behaviour" (Barking, howling, walking on four legs.) is seen as primal or instinctive behaviour.

Pat is sick of hearing his neighbour's Big Girl Bark.

I heard your girlfriend's Big Girl Bark last night, great job.

by funneydude August 11, 2025

doggie bark

A doggie park that has many barking dogs.

We went to a doggie bark today. Man, was it annoying.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024