Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
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Person 1: Sorry cunt but this is an Australian server, you didn't swear enough.
Person 2: Oh fuck shit cock ass-
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Kenny was worried he would be defeated by his shit, so he pulled out the Australian Foot Stool for safe measure.
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