Amos

The area which a douche bag releases excrement from. It shares an evolutionary origin with the human anus.

Man what is that smell, it smells like a douche bags amos

by MB33 June 1, 2010

amos

a name that sounds like anus.

1: Did you just say your name is anus?

2: No, it's Amos.

by _=+ May 10, 2009

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

atmo

acronym for 'atmosphere'. correctly used in context of good or bad.

'yeah thats some good spooning atmo going on.'
'bad skating atmo, the roads covered in pot holes.'

by ghetto joe November 4, 2008

Atmospheric Dynamics

A really difficult series of undergraduate and an almost impossible series of graduate Meteorology courses where you are forced, against your will, to derive a lot of pointless shit. Avoid at all costs.

Syn: Succubus, Marriage, Graduate School, and any other thing that leaves the victim completely devoid of a life.

"Hey Ted, wanna hit the bars?

No I can't, I have Atmospheric Dynamics homework to do.

Didn't you do it last night?

Are you kidding me, that shit takes up about 4 hours of my night... EVERY NIGHT!

Sucks to be you Ted!"

by ihatedynamics April 1, 2011

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005

atmospheric impedance

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.

by phishtails April 29, 2010