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asschicken

guy who takes another guys seat at a party
you are such a asschicken.
by bonstar August 31, 2011
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asshat

someone who defends an absurd position only for the sake of gaining attention
1. only an asshat would complain about hashtags in a public forum!
2. only an asshat would defend hashtags in a public forum!
3. are you going down to that pro gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
4. are you going down to that anti gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
by jdirt2019 February 24, 2013
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Asshat

A Asshat is a person, who often do something stupid, and whenever they do the stupid thing, you call them a asshat. You may, or may not like the person, like a friend, or hate like an enemy
Person 1: 4 times 4 is is 24, right?
Person 2: No it's not, you asshat, its 16
Person 1: Oh yeah, you're right, I am an asshat
by NotAWitchFromSalem December 17, 2014
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Asschime

When someone goes to an extreme unawareness, incapable of knowing how and when to shut up.

Bother people by exercise, what said, if one thinks one can't shut the crazy mouth.

Asschime started with women in the Rh1+ chromosome who could not endure the physical capabilities of having offspring . In dispare, they needed to occupy themselves and have a living system of entertainment or embeleshments. More they talked, stupid they got and big messes were made. This took up their life.... and no one has any idea where it comes from.. There is never proof of their system.

Men seem to enjoy asschime when they are not medicated..... or have people to babysit and teach them.. These men can be placed in group home settings, that would much suit them, or find a group of friends that will take care of his ass-chime.. when need be, with alternative drugs... These populations have mostly picked up and left to a land called, Assholia. The delusions and fantasies created by the army of male counterparts of the female counterparts.... have made a new army of asschimers and asschime victims, or groupasses.... who have made a new civilization in the land called Assholia... Most members who can't asschime a lot, but attend to the asschime are called assholes or jackasses.. The jackasses like to play with the asschime of the asschimers.. The assholes babysit the asschimers.

All is well in the world of asschiming.. in assholia...
Someone deleted my first asschime and made it into something sexual, so fuck off.

Asschime is just odd because it doesn't always happen unless this person is on something... or delusional... Sound of an ass chiming away.... in a waste of time.
Breaks up the time when you have nothing really to do and you're right about to do. It gets you, up in the moment, by this asschime that doesn't shut up. Chime doesn't even make sense... No significance.

I've had enough of your extensive asschime, shut the fuck up.

Please don't put any embellishments to your conversation with grandma, no one wants to hear your asschime.
by what the fuck seriously January 11, 2015
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AssHat

A mix between an asshole and a whore.

This term is mostly used by women to insult a man whore who should just stahp
YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHAT
by xSmile for me my lovex January 29, 2015
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Asshat

A person who is commonly a dick to others. Often bald and arrogant an asshat enjoys to see others do worse than himself. Very anal about everything and the way it has to be done. Most typically also named Chad, Bryant, Greg, Todd, Preston, Doug, or Adam.
Hey, you suck at everything.
Shut up you asshat.
by abelatief February 5, 2015
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The Paltalk user 123creationist
123creationist is a total word salad munching asshat
by dictionarydefined May 18, 2014
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