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m-4a1 m203 assault rifle

Weapon. Used for killing people. Known as the M-4A1 M203 Assault Rifle by army weapons instructors and saddos who have probably never even held one, let alone fired one.
"Oh wow, is that an M-4A1 M203 Assault Rifle? I think I'm getting wood."
by Mr Cynicism September 28, 2005
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five finger assault

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.
by andyBOB September 26, 2005
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assfagmorgasm

The nick name for someone who you decribe in too many words, so you have to use an acronym. Used for the outrageously inappropriate, but still sorta funny type person. The kind of person that makes you wanna punch him in one minute, but the next he makes you giggle, but only a little, because the next minutes you're in the fighting mood again.
Looking at nick, and thinking, we devised a "nick"name, which ended up being, assfagmorgasm.
by holmmm19 December 26, 2007
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assfart sandwhich

"Keaton was hungry so he made himself an assfart sandwhich!"
by Keaton23 April 10, 2009
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Assault Clip

A device that aids in the filling of a magazine.

Commonly mistaken for the item 'assault magazine'. Though to be fair, a magazine is only an 'assault magazine' when you use it to assault someone. A magazine, either detached or attached, holds the ammunition for a particular firearm. A clip inserts into the magazine in order to fill it quicker. A magazine is not a clip, and a clip is not a magazine.
AK-47's do not use 'assault clips'. They use standard 30 capacity magazines. Common examples of firearms that use clips include Mauser Broomhandles, the SKS and the M1 Garand.
by Jfl0 December 30, 2013
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Assault

Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.
Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"
by Liam April 22, 2004
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assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
by KyERnurse August 31, 2009
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