asgardophobia

Irrational fear of Asgard from Nordic mythology due to trauma from real life or a video game. Commonly associated with an irrational fear of Asgardian gods and everything related to Asgard.

My friend doesn't want to play Minecraft with me, he has asgardophobia.
I can't play Minecraft with my friend, I'm asgardophobic.

by stridsvagn September 25, 2024

Asparagus shit

When you eat so much asparagus that you shit and piss smell bad.

I ate so much asparagus last night that I just took an asparagus shit!

by Bob's Valley February 3, 2026

Askarniaphobia

The fear of the state of Nebraska (coined by ME.)

Person 1: "I love Nebraska!"
Person 2: "AHHH!!"
Person 3: "I guess Person 2 has Askarniaphobia.."

by kynxxiii March 13, 2026

Asaramiento, asaraUmiento, asaramientO

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Asaramiento, asaraUmiento, asaramientO

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Asarocidaphology, asarociDaphology, asarocidaphologY

Asarocidaphology, asarociDaphology, asarocidaphologY

Asarocidaphology, asarociDaphology, asarocidaphologY

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Asardia

A girl with a beautiful soul but an aggressive spirit. Really pretty, with big ol ass, with a gap that could kill. Born to lead, respectful, caring, passionate and very much fyne shyt.

Asardia very much that girl.

by elemn May 4, 2025

asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.

My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.

by trey anthony January 14, 2026