Amish butter

The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.

"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."

by DunkinGas June 25, 2022

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Amish Glue

A combination of semen and sawdust.

I used some fresh Amish Glue for my household repairs.

by Dingleberry McGee July 3, 2022

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Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022

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Amish Jesus

Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.

Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

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Amish Jesus

Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.

Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi

by Lil Hemmorrhoid September 17, 2022

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Amish power plant

See the definition for "Dutch Rudder" and add one or more people to the equation. It's still totally not gay!

I went to this after party last night and met a few of really great guys who were talking about this thing called an "Amish Power Plant" and asked if I wanted to give it a go. I told them I wasn't into men and they told me, it's totally not gay! So I agreed and made some life long friends.

by Jackie M. Paper January 5, 2022

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