A mixed nigga with curly hair that white kids cant stop themselves from touching.He is fat but hot super athletic annoying sometimes. He says racial slurs to everybody. He has a gf that start with the letter M And there gonna get married and have kids in the future and im alan
Im alan
by Ballsdeepinmyass April 5, 2022
Get the Alan mug.Alana is my best friend but also the best friend anyone could ever wish for.
She’s effortlessly beautiful and makes my heart skip a beat whenever she texts me back even tho I’m used to it. She’s hands down the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met and it has nothing do to with her perfect eyes or lips, it’s all about her energy and the way she lights up the room. It’s about her vibes, the way she speaks, the way she caries herself. She’s loyal to the core and if she loves you she’ll stay by your side forever.
Alana is my home but she’s also my escape from this world, she’s both peace and chaos to my world. As long as I’m alive, I’ll be in love with her.
She’s my soulmate, lover and best friend and she makes me feel like the luckiest person on earth.
She’s effortlessly beautiful and makes my heart skip a beat whenever she texts me back even tho I’m used to it. She’s hands down the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met and it has nothing do to with her perfect eyes or lips, it’s all about her energy and the way she lights up the room. It’s about her vibes, the way she speaks, the way she caries herself. She’s loyal to the core and if she loves you she’ll stay by your side forever.
Alana is my home but she’s also my escape from this world, she’s both peace and chaos to my world. As long as I’m alive, I’ll be in love with her.
She’s my soulmate, lover and best friend and she makes me feel like the luckiest person on earth.
Guy 1: I dedicated “Yellow” for my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Oh I see, she’s your Alana.
Guy 1: If that means she changed my life forever, then yes.
Guy 2: Oh I see, she’s your Alana.
Guy 1: If that means she changed my life forever, then yes.
by diorluvs March 15, 2023
Get the Alana mug.A funny kind hearted person, who is also very talented. She can be a bit mean sometimes but only because she’s very truthful and opinionated.
“Alahana sang that song really good”
“Alahana just gave me a snack cause I was hungry”
“Alahana b so mean some times but I know what she saying prolly true”
“Alahana just gave me a snack cause I was hungry”
“Alahana b so mean some times but I know what she saying prolly true”
by Keke_lana July 28, 2023
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by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
Get the Commit Alan mug.Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023
Get the Polish Alan mug.1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.
Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly
Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly
by Mysterious Q November 6, 2011
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