The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.
"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"
by Tarbosh McNasty May 21, 2008
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2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
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by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012
Get the Alabama Fire Elephant mug.A commonly mistaken title for an Alaskan firedragon. Referring to the sexual act of fillatio where upon male ejacuation a shocking comment is made on the males part, forcing the female to gag and likely have semen come out of her nose.
Dude I gave my ex an alabama firedragon.
You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?
...yeah :(
You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?
...yeah :(
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Get the Alabama mug.Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.
Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)
Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)
Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
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Cathy: Sure John
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Cathy: Sure John
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John: Sweet Home Alabama
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