When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
Get the You Always Know When You've Been Moosed mug.by BlackCaesar1982 February 12, 2018
Get the chipping away mug.STAY AWAY FROM MEN DAY MEN SUCK I GOT RAPED AND APPARENTLY TODAY IS NATIONAL RAPE DAY I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SO PLEASE STAY SAFE
by Weeb2021staysafe April 19, 2021
Get the April 24th Stay Away From Men day mug.use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
Get the Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet mug.The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"
"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.
by ME SO IDIOT April 22, 2003
Get the somebody get this freaking duck away from me mug.Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.
by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018
Get the Always Abstinence April mug.An underrated word, now made popular by J. K. Rowling which means that you have never stopped loving someone and you will continue to love them as long as you live.
by Rifs March 27, 2019
Get the Always mug.