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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?
How To Joint Picture Editing Green Background in Photoshop cc, Part Bp Fastest Trick in Less minute New Episode Part349
by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
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Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.
Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?
by spider monkey May 19, 2009
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National Thigh Picture Day

August 14th is National Thigh Picture Day, so if you ask any girl to send you thigh pics, they have to!
Josh: Bro! Today is National Thigh Picture Day
You: Really? Did you ask any girls for thigh pics yet?
by Sen! August 14, 2021
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National Send Dick Picture Day

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020
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Jordo Picture

A picture taken by a girl of herself, characterized by a peace sign and her tongue sticking out
Oh my god ! That girl took ANOTHER jordo picture !!!
by Stormie3 March 20, 2011
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