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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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Niggle Neil

Niggle Neil is a mythical character part of the folklore of a local town in Hurstville New South Wales in Sydney Australia. Niggle Neil is known by the locals to lie and trick the locals into believing his fantastical stories. Some of the local children fondly refer to him as Niglis Piglis sometimes.
O my good news I’ve been bamboozled by Niggle Neil, I can’t believe I actually fell for his Dunbar rover lie!
by Niglees piglees December 6, 2024
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neil

the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.
person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil
by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025
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Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).
"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."
by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025
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Neil Yang

He tried Panda Express last week Today is march 8 2025. 5'11 3/4 in w shoes he is 6 ft. He claims to be 6 ft. we all know hes not. Yesterday it rained. He also tells weird stories and probably should not be left around in a room w men.
1: I talked to Neil Yang yesterday, and he told me some weird theory about how all men are inherently gay.

2: Neil: Yeah I would transition the fuck out of them first and fuck them
by porneliusyang March 8, 2025
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Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
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Neil

Neil is a genuine guy and can be very stern yet goofy. He is a clown fish, batti man fun days, this man is smoke herring and loves to hold beef. Neil likes to bull men and take bullin, Neil loves to swim, bc that’s what fish do.
Yo you you know Neil?
Which Neil?
Bun batti man Neil
Oh yeah that fish, what about him
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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