Person 1: Hey, where'd Ted go?
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.
by Poni the poni December 18, 2013
Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
by Jedathon March 14, 2011
Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014
While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.
Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.
I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.
by Benny Peme* March 30, 2011
by MattGoon February 13, 2011
I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.
by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012
1. A fap explorer is simply one who explores, whilist fapping. A fap explorer has his mind open to all the things sexual. One minute he can be jacking off to my little pony, then switch to porn focused on ass, then go jack to gay porn at another time.
2. Someone who lowers the standards of their porn fetishes and/or want to see them in a different noun or style, and decides to explore the internet to find it.
2. Someone who lowers the standards of their porn fetishes and/or want to see them in a different noun or style, and decides to explore the internet to find it.
Nomal Wanker :Dude whats your favorite type of porn?
Fap Explorer : I 'm a Fap Explorer, about everything is fine to me, but i dont check out anything related to torture porn or bdsm.
Normal Wanker: So you jack off to little kids you autistic fuck?
Fap Explorer I also dont fap to anything illegal you dumb cunt.
Fap Explorer : I 'm a Fap Explorer, about everything is fine to me, but i dont check out anything related to torture porn or bdsm.
Normal Wanker: So you jack off to little kids you autistic fuck?
Fap Explorer I also dont fap to anything illegal you dumb cunt.
by The Fap Explorer May 23, 2016