by TWCMan March 21, 2011
When already told they could not drink from the crystal chalice, Matthew up-douche'd the situation by also pointing out that the chalice is from Tiffany & Co.
After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
After taking a shot of vodka, Jason up-douched himself by stating that he usually only drinks black label whiskey.
by seebass54 July 18, 2011
Hey check out that dude's Ed Hardy T-shirt and the pointy shoes. He's wearing the latest in douche couture!
by 6FTJ400 March 20, 2012
Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 06, 2014
Either a solo or man-out technique used to lure attractive young women or girls to likeness or intercourse; generally at a bar, club, restaurant or casino much to the displeasure of others. It was made popular by Upstate New Yorkers to represent in an ironic fashion of how taking after a reality show such as Jersey Shore or dressing like such makes you win big or score, much to the chagrin of others, mostly because it works somehow. Liar too
"I heard that Jeb hooked up with that Jersey girl from Haggers" - Josh
"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
"Yea he used the douche technique!" "Worked on the dumb brunette turned blonde!" - Benny
by Flailage August 21, 2012
by mybosshasitoutforme October 04, 2012
When a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is impassable. Usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sunglasses at night.
I was at the bar the other night and I couldn't get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.
by king douche bag April 17, 2012