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Den Kitten

Young, attractive, stay-at-home wife. A stay-at-home Mom. Trophy Wife. Mostly an attractive young wife and/ or Mother whom is well taken care of.
She is not a "worker-bee" she is definitetly a "Den Kitten."
by Ali Learner August 22, 2011
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Exhausted Kitten Complex

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014
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beat the kitten

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.
by ittybittykittty January 10, 2011
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Discord kitten

Quackity: George is my little discord kitten
by jaalyssa April 26, 2021
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Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

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by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009
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pale sex kitten

a ghostly white girl who craves sex in kinky ways
Kelly is a pale sex kitten because she purrs like a cat while engaging in sexual behaviors
by kelllllllllll December 8, 2007
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Boo Kitten

I am so happy that I have spent all week with my boo kittens at work!!!
by $GK$ August 4, 2007
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