Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".
A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".
A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.
by Finchzero July 3, 2012
Get the Flap Fest mug.A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
Get the Boner Fest mug.When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.
by Fetus805 June 8, 2023
Get the Man-festing mug.When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.
by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019
Get the hibernation fest mug.When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020
Get the Sausage Fest mug.A common term used to describe a college party in which the typical apartment with floor space for 25 people is exceeding the limit by at least 10 times over. Symptoms may include stuck up against the wall, frequent beer spillage, long keg lines, restlessness, the uncertainty of who's body odor you're smelling, and the depressing realization that you only had half a beer and it's already 2 in the morning.
Mooney: "So what did you think about that rager last night at Hunter's Ridge?"
Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"
Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"
by Ffej16 December 20, 2010
Get the Sardine-fest mug.When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them
by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015
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