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Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better
Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others
by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
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star dildo

A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.
"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"
by Giantrobotgrunt July 10, 2016
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sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.
After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.
by Chi-hime August 30, 2016
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Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).
I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.
by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016
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russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
by MahaRandi May 13, 2016
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Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019
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Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
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