Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.
Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021
Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"
Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"
by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012
A silly high-school kid with a very large head and no sense of humor. He is often seen with his white Drake OVO hat. It is likely he has never come to school without out it on his head. He is proud of his love for Drake. He worships Drake like a god. Other forms of the word include Thee Jazzy Bear, Thee Jazzy Honey Bear, Jazzy and Jazzy Honey Bear.
by jpenis69 December 14, 2021
To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness
Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness
Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?
It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer
Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer
Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022
That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
A loving and hilarious being who is always there for his friends and knows how to give the best hugs. It is also known for being the most awesome at anything they do. And they are known for being extrememly smart.
Geoff: "OMG. Your such a good friend, you must be a woolley bear."
Sierra: "IKR! I just want to hug him. He's such a woolley bear."
Jordan: "Yeah, I'm just like a woolley bear, I know."
Sierra: "IKR! I just want to hug him. He's such a woolley bear."
Jordan: "Yeah, I'm just like a woolley bear, I know."
by sierruh0824 August 08, 2011
Also called a bear bag. A sack, usually made from nylon, containing food and hung from a rope over a high tree branch to keep the food from being eaten by a bear overnight while on a backpacking trip. The job of hanging the food is often done badly, especially when hikers are tired, giving bears plenty of chances to get good at taking them down.
After 15 miles on the trail, Dave was too tired to hang the food right and turned our meals for the next three days into a bear piñata.
by Aginghiker April 09, 2023