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to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.
I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!
by bear stearns May 20, 2008
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It’s a bear

Something to say when you have an erection and you don’t actually want to tell anybody.
At a party:

Gene: Lucas, would you like another beer or t-
Lucas: Oooh! It’s a bear!!
by Bigrockstar1119 August 13, 2018
mugGet the It’s a bearmug.

Throwing Bears

To have sex with
Dude: How'd you get that bruise?
Chick: I was throwing bears at my boyfriend
by Passer Catulli October 14, 2009
mugGet the Throwing Bearsmug.

City bear

We had to hang the porto-potties up so the city bears wouldn't sleep in them
by Doganbeebo January 3, 2022
mugGet the City bearmug.

grizzly bear grinding

grizzly bear grinding - i grizzly bear grinded that bitch
by YUNG BANDZ September 4, 2017
mugGet the grizzly bear grindingmug.

Pookie bear

To my pookie bear, you have become the definition of what cute is, the embodiment of pure cuteness overload
by Zebrasssss January 3, 2024
mugGet the Pookie bearmug.

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