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two-tone bracelet

If you take/are given someone two striped bracelets of their two favorite colors you are in a relationship or being asked out by them.
"Oh, Danel gave you his red and blue bracelet? Do you know that's his two-tone bracelet right?"
"no? what's that mean?"
"Danel is trying to ask you out!"
by rainy_boots October 1, 2022
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Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.
“I see two mercuries shining at us”
by Alo-posmi November 20, 2023
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two bag job

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job
by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016
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two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.
My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum
by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023
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two trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
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Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.
Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.
by yayy1212 October 15, 2020
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