titties monroe 

Something you call your fat friend

Damn titties monroe you gotta lose some wight

titties monroe by ZizeBlack August 22, 2009

titsplosion

1)The action whereby the breasts of a well-endowed person, usually a woman in skimpy attire, finally exceeds her clothes, often in public.
2)When boobs explode out of an item of clothing.

Will: "Oh my God, Emilys' tits just popped out!"

Dave: "Yes, it was a real titsplosion, wasn't it?"

titsplosion by Duke82 October 29, 2009

Tits of Moses 

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

Tits of Moses by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

Titties Be Flyin'

A debaucherous adventure. Can be applied to either a man or woman when a night of drinking turns into utter craziness e.g. conversations of who is 'American', inappropriate touching, or kissy faced, peace signed photos begin to be taken.

Tom: Dude let's go out tonight I just aced an exam.

John: Awesome, I'm callin' the crew!! We're getting titties be flyin' drunk tonight!

Titties Be Flyin' by Gatoryan May 1, 2010

titstastic 

When trying to describe something so fantastic that the word alone just doesn't cut it. Something so fantastic that it's fantasticness can only be equalled by the awesome power of the female mammary glands also colloquially know as tits. A combination if "tits" and the suffix "tastic". Titstastic.

Duke: Bro, you have to try some of my weed-flavoured cookies I baked this morning, they are fantastic! Nothing can beat them!
Brent: Oh yeah? Wait till you try my pussy-flavoured homemade icecream with a hint of lemony mint!
Duke: Wow! Now that's beyond fantastic! That is indeed titstastic, bro!

titstastic by humongous cockus November 21, 2010

Tittieous 

A woman with exceptionally large boobs, but a very unattractive face.

Friend: Dude, did you see her rack!

You: Yeah they were nice, but her face was messed up.

Friend: Yeah, She was tittieous.

Tittieous by Applecidermonkey August 7, 2011

titty mouffs 

a women so well endowed that her oppenings for milk flow could fit a baby carrot in them.

the baby was hungry but, his mother's titty mouffs were so large that the milk flow nearly choked the baby..

titty mouffs by Shmanye west October 16, 2011