Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

Stache-fish by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

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Tatt-fish

When an individual uploads photographs to dating apps of them with cheap InkBox temp tattoos and claim they're real.

Guy 1: How long should I leave it on for?
Guy 2: IDK dude, just read the package, why do you have so many on anyways? tryna tatt-fish ;) ?
Guy 1: Yeah fammie, I like my women like I like my tattoos... Shallow and removable
Guy 2: Deep, bruh

Tatt-fish by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

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Nash-fish

When someone online is posing as Kevin Nash to get online dates, when they're not in fact Kevin Nash.

Dude 1: So how was the date with big Kev? Did he introduce you to any wrestlers?
Girl 1: Oh, don't bring it up! I got Nash-fished, I need a drink ASAP!
Dude 1: It's 10 am...
Gril 1: I know!

Nash-fish by AladdinKun December 19, 2021