Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.

“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”

Textually attractive by PaKir February 28, 2019

Kak-Attack 

When a momther is a lad but then you see Kakyoin and start violently shaking and screaming

Is that a mom? OH NO ITS TRAP KAKYOIN AAAAAA IM HAVING A KAK-ATTACK GUYS PLEASE HELP

Kak-Attack by Spedwagon July 30, 2019

Shnart Attack 

Not to be confused with shark attack

Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.

Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.

Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.

Shnart Attack by ShadoOfLight December 11, 2019

Least Attractive Denominator (Lad) 

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.

Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.

Least Attractive Denominator (Lad) by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019

plenty attractive 

When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.

Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”

plenty attractive by Secret-115 October 24, 2020

Sodium Attack 

1. When you attack someone with sodium
2. Chess Opening Na3
3. When you dump salt on someone's head.
4. Salt Bomb Attack

1. Sodium Attack!!!!!!!!
2. The first move is Na3, Sodium Attack
3. Sodium Attack! It's raining salt!!!!
4. This salt bomb will go off in two minutes and thirty-five seconds.

Sodium Attack by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

counter attack fart by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021